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4chan, AT&T, and Internet Neutrality

July 28th, 2009 Chuck.P No comments

The Kerfuffle

Yesterday,  users of AT&T found that their access to certain 4chan boards had been blocked. As can be expected, this did not sit well with the sort of people who like unrestricted speech. Reddit  had an extremely long thread on it, wence the “beginning of the end of the internet” was proclaimed. Of course, AT&T claimed that it was only a mistake and was trying to defend itself against a DDoS attack. The post advertising this on Reddit is far less popular than the one about the original incident (not surprising, considering this is the place that falsely accused someone mildly critical of Obama as a Republican operative paid to smear him on social media sites).

The Implications

There are two ways the 4chan affair can be viewed. First, one can believe that AT&T is really telling the truth, and this was a giant clusterfuck resulting from a DDoS attack. Or you can believe that this was the Lexington of the War for Internet Neutrality that was valiently won when public opinion turned against AT&T. The latter is complete and utter bullshit; this can reasonably be assumed due to the fact that, when this thing was brought to light, AT&T reversed itself instead of pulling out some bullshit reason having to do with child pornography (as many had suggested). If AT&T had meant to censor 4chan, they would have; the backlash would have been minimal (the average internet user isn’t going to feel any sympathy for the /b/tards; I only care on principle), so no lost revenue, and they would even play up the fact that they’re a “morally responsible” web provider, who will protect your kids from bad things on the internet (so as to free you from doing your jobs as parents).

So, we’re pretty much on the same ground when we say this was an honest mistake on the part of AT&T. But this, coming shortly after the mass deletions of copies of a pirate version of 1984 off of Amazon’s Kindle devices (a very Orwellian move from a company that has apparently never heard of irony), brings the question of internet neutrality to the forefront by showing that the companies have the technical capability to alter/suppress data. The only thing that keeps, say, the government from creating a tiered internet, or censoring “potentially dangerous” sites (always to protect the children!) is to keep public opinion firmly against it. Unfortunately, public opinion among most Americans falls within the “protect the children(!)” camp, not realizing there isn’t neccessarily a contridiction. It would perhaps have been better for the Net Neutrality movement if this had been an attempt by AT&T at censorship that was valliently beaten off by our Scientologist-harassing, pedophile catching “friends*” over at /b/. The media would probably have latched on, and there’s a 50% chance they’d side with Neutrality, a victory would be won, and the politicians would be scared-off of trying any moves at internet censorship (for a short time). But alas, we get this non-issue which raises many concerns but doesn’t lead, in and of itself, to any solution either way.

*Calling them by an accurate name, like “troglodyte,” would have broken the mood and flow of the sentence.

Other

In one of the Reddit posts on this, someone mentioned how mutually interfacing wireless networks could potentially get around the grip of the big telecom companies on internet service provision. I wonder how a system like that would work out? How powerful of a wireless transmitter would you need to give service to a small town? If the actual house-to-house infrastructure wasn’t all controlled by one company, then there would be more competition in the market, and less chance that the actions of a few companies could imperil the entire internet.

Links

The Reddit Thread

The 4chan Status Blog

The Encyclopedia Dramatica Page

Amazon Secretly Removes “1984″ from the Kindle

House Vote on Illegal Images sweeps in Wi-Fi, web sites

First They Came… (Neat, but unrelated)

Eternal September (Neat, but unrelated)

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Newer Site Design

July 27th, 2009 Chuck.P No comments

Well, I finally came to grips with the fact that this site looks like complete and irredeamable ass. Therefore, while I figure out how to fix my old theme, I’m using this (verfiably non-assy) one as a temporary replacement. It’s called Inove. Enjoy.

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May Day 2009 Clues

July 19th, 2009 Chuck.P No comments

I finally got around to submitting my clues for May Day 2009. They go as follows:

Channel-rhodopsins are proteins that serve as photoreceptors. In experiments conducted on zebra-fish, it has been found that manipulation of zebra-fish neurons with ChR2 can enable researchers to manipulate zebra-fish behavior through the application of “brief pulses of blue light.” (http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18682213)

4-ethylguaiacol is a compound formed during alcoholic fermentation that can give a “bacon” flavor to wines. Presence of 4-ethylguaiacol in wine generally indicates that the batch has spoiled.

Rosumovi Univerzalni Roboti are Rossum’s Universal Robots, from a play by the same name by Karel Capek. His play represented the first appearance of the concept of “robot” in English. However, the robots in the story were not mechanical, but biological.

When these clues are taken together with these lines: “the first field tests…have demonstrated…that Pigs guzzling vin rouge of any grade, respond to the empirical exemplars. Their “will”—if they possessed such—is statistically immaterial when pitted against the repetitive imbibition coupled with THE ORPHANAGE’s imaginal archetypes”; suggest that the Orphanage are drugging the Pigs (the police?) and planning to use them to further their own ends.

The horizontal music is Azmon CM, alluded to in the bottom-right quadrant. That tune is used in the song UMH 057 “O For a Thousand Tongues to Sing” by Charles Wesley, who said that every man should sing it on the anniversary of his conversion (http://biographies.texasfasola.org/charleswesley.html). Sheet music here: (http://www.strictbaptist.com/YOUNG%20PEOPLE%27S%20HYMNAL/PDF/5%20Azmon.pdf).

The vertical music is the hymn UMH 110 “A Mighty Fortress is Our God (Ein Feste Burg),” written by Martin Luther, whose meter is 87.87.66.667 (also int he lower-right quadrant). Music here: (http://www.hymnsite.com/pdf/110piano.pdf).

The photo of the child playing over the map of the U.S. looks very very similar to the black-top at the elementary school I went to so long ago. I’m not sure it would be possible to get that perspective at at the school, as there is nothing very high at that point. Also, common sense would dictate that there is no way in hell that is my old elementary school. Right?

Clue also posted at the Wildcat Code.

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The Chucksphere Blog Archive

July 13th, 2009 Chuck.P No comments

As I may have mentioned before, the older version of WordPress I have installed on this server is playing havok with the new version I installed to be my new blog. The only sensible solution was to delete the old blog, but I didn’t want to lose the accumulated pellets of wisdom that I occasionally dropped there*. So, over the course of many months (from the launching of this blog until a few weeks ago) I converted not only Chuck-ese, but every blog I have ever maintained, into static HTML and put it all in one place: The Chucksphere Blog Archive. Launch was delayed because I was too lazy to figure out a simple bug stemming from the fact that the server flips out over differing capitalizations.

*As my good friend Steven said at the time: “Really, what is there to lose?” This is why he is no longer in the will.

For convenience’s sake, I have also copied my gaming articles to this page in Chuck’s World O’ Wargames and all of my May Day Mystery news to the Updates page at The Wildcat Code.

xkcd is Usually Right…

July 13th, 2009 Chuck.P No comments

…and today it’s even more right. TV Tropes and Cracked are great ways to not get done what you mean to get done.

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