Reading on the Internet
A March to Irrelevance: This man is so right. Next protest I organize (ha!), dark suits and sunglasses for everyone! But seriously, the only way to make the government responsible to the people is to make it as afraid of us as they are of the fundies.
Speaking of which, Bill Nye himself was booed by a bunch of fundies in Texas. I’d have a link to that, but the page I saw yesterday, has been suspended today (for lack of payment.)
My new fake address? 123 Gropecunt Lane, London, UK.
Classy Inslults: How can any list of classy insults be without this Churchill gem? “Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea. Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.”
Russians Claim North Pole: Unfortunatetly, we cannot claim the moon in retalliation without suffering major international backlash. (We didn’t sign that treaty, by the way.) So, I wonder how many of Santa’s Elves have been stuck with poison-tipped umbrellas?
Cows < Cars for environment: But what the article fails to realize is that that beef will be eaten whether or not the person takes the time to walk down to the store. (Especially us fatass Americans.)
Seven-legged Sheep!: This would be funny if it hadn’t been born without bowels.
Congress Fails to Man Up to Bush: Hey! Maybe I could protest this! Drat! My suit is at the cleaners. (This is a dirty lie, I’m just lazy.)