Chuck-ese

Here’s a snippet of a conversation I was having tonight:
(I am Autokinetikon, the other person is that girl I have a thing for.)

Wolfie says:
にほんごのくらすはいいです
Wolfie says:
that says that japanese class is good
Wolfie says:
i can hold a better convo in japanese than i ever could in spanish
Autokineticon says:
of course you could
Autokineticon says:
it’s impossible to hold a good conversation in Spanish
Wolfie says:
rofl
Autokineticon says:
it’s a rule or something
Wolfie says:
hahahah
Wolfie says:
that’s great
Wolfie says:
i will remember that quote
Wolfie says:
forever

I have come to the conclusion that I am much better at short quotations than writing long things. Perhaps I should become a professional epigraph writer. Just publish a book of ready-made quotations, and charge writers royalties everytime one appears in a work that isn’t mine.

Once in a while I’m able to come up with a real zinger, something that brings everyone around me to laughter. This is partly due to my wit, and partly due to the fact that I’m a complete sourpuss, and things like that are hardly expected of me. I’ve done it twice this week, each in a different class. David From Vermont thinks I should make the attempt to zing the populace of my remaining two classes; I think he’s a fool, and the opportunity for another

“That’ll teach you to disrespect me, you son of a whore!”

or an

“It’s about time I learned something in Calculus!”

will not crop up for the rest of the week. (Oh, the thing I learned was that the fraction bar that seperates to fractions is called the vinculum. Well, that’s all I have for today. ‘Night.

[Yes, I do tent to overuse the blockquote feature. Why do you ask?]