Yarb Bung is a Dirty Liar!
Today, my esteamed AP English Teacher told us that alliterations using the letter “s” are negative. As I am wont to do, I set out to prove her wrong. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present a positive “s” alliteration.
“Silly Super-Sherpa Stephen Schlaack sagaciously, sedately smoked seventy seven spicy, seasoned, sausage “sandwiches” Sunday, sans snorkel.”
Thank you, and good morning.